damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

My car died on me and I think TE battery died but the road side assistance guy was really nice and funny and stuff what a good call that’s like the least awkward phone call I’ve ever had

dirkrneulin:

meg is shsl stupid and i’m shsl dumb

we’re both going to an extraordinary school for being extraordinarily unintelligent

isn’t it perfect

soundphase:

Had this design in my head for the past few days and wanted to get it drawn ASAP.

Recorded the process so speedpaint??? Maybe???

kitkaloid:

casey you stOP THAT

Physics more like no

alpacawithamoustache:

Finally, there’s a way for Tumblr users to communicate in real-time. Babblr hopes to increase Tumblr’s functionality by providing a simple chat service.

PLEASE ADD YOURSELF TO THIS LIST, IT’LL BE FREE UNTIL MAY 7TH AND WE CAN FINALLY CHAT.

Mmmm

when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me